So I not too long ago began relationship a woman (we’ll name her Sara) after being buddies along with her for a couple of months. Barring some hiccups and disconnects it is going fairly effectively.
One of the issues Sara likes to do is ask me to ship her paragraph lengthy texts expressing my love for her or a minimum of attempting to be cute. Now at first, I did not thoughts at 5hey have been midway first rate. However, extra time as I’ve despatched them the high quality has gone down. She nonetheless loves them, however I have really began cringing as I’ve typed them out.
A number of weeks in the past, Sara returned the favor and despatched me a few paragraphs which have been really fairly good. I knew that she was gonna ask me for one once more in some unspecified time in the future, so I began planning one out. And this one by far could be my favourite.
Now slightly aspect bar: I love Star Wars. I like memes. I use memes to speak, react, and so forth. I have made memes, together with Star Wars prequel memes. The foreshadowing at this level cannot be extra apparent.
So, certain sufficient Sara asks me for a paragraph for the following morning. So I comply with it and all the things. I inform her it can a really lengthy paragraph. Very effectively thought out. And that she goes to like it. She’s very excited by this, nonetheless does marvel why I’m smiling a lot when I say this.
The following morning, I ship her the message I promised:
Me: “Good morning. Have you heard the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? I thought not. It isn’t a story the Jedi would tell you….”
Since then, she has begun to specify paragraphs about her. I know this in all probability is not the best story on right here, nevertheless it nonetheless makes me smile. Especially because it’s Star Wars day.